Statement of Purpose: * I aim to torture you all with information about my daily life, whether it interests you or not. * I'm going to put up my own bad poetry and act like it's the best since Robert Frost wrote 'Birches' and 'Mending Wall'. * I'm going to piss and moan and cry and vent and self-congratulate and toot my horn and bestow imaginary awards on myself. * I'm going to make lots of really stupid jokes and messed-up surveys. LOTS of surveys. Because I truly am the Survey Whore.
I hope you enjoy it - because I'm going to try to.